Stupidness...
So in this post i am going to talk about how stupid i am! This should be good... Okay for starters when i was 5 i saw the glow of the flames under the stove and thought it would be cool to put my hands in the flames... I put my hand on the stove and got a really bad burn you can still kind of see. Also i am REALLY bad at math. I was working on a homework assignment a couple years ago and i forgot how to multiply, the problem was 9x4. I want to major and business so it will be a lot of work to try to get good grades in math so i can get into business school. Another thing i did was i was 9 and i found a tree in the backyard i didn't like and i wanted to cut it down... My parents were gone and thought it would be fun! I got the latter out and started to cut the base of the tree... The grass around the tree was not flat and i had to hold the tree as i cut so the latter wouldn't fall over. I got tired and let go of the tree and the latter fell and i fell with it, into the deck hitting my head really bad. I really wanted my dad to be happy so i got up put some paper towel on my hands and finished cutting the tree. The last stupid thing i am going to talk about is this. I was at my neighbors house and she wanted me to help her make a salad, remember i was only 7. I was cutting away at the lettuce and i slipped and cut my thumb. I didn't want me neighbor to know so i quickly said "i have to go!" and left. i got home and i looked at my thumb and it was hanging off the end of my finger. I started screaming and my mom had to take me to the hospital.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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Did the neighbor find out? I wonder how the salad tasted...
Hello Walker, WARNING! Very weird and random things in this post. 1. Didn't you learn that fire was dangerous? (Yes I know it's called stupidness but still...) 2. 9x4 is 36 majoring in business sounds interesting but you're right about grades. 3. Cutting down a tree sounds.... Interesting. Hitting your head on the deck sounds like it hurt a lot. 4. (Last thing) didn't your thumb hurt A LOT? Also, as Mr. B said how did the salad taste?
HEY WALKLA. your really retarded to but your hand into the stove.... ha just kinding you were young and didnt know what you were doing. Is math your worst subject because it sounds like you really hate it. YOUR PARENTS LET YOU USE A KITCHEN KNIFE WHEN YOU WERE 7??
Really, Walker? I mean, I know your dumb, but really? Didn't your parents EVER teach you not to play with fire? I guess not. And I wasn't even aloud to use a kitchen knife when until I was like 10. That is really gross that you cut your finger pretty much all the way off. If I was your neighbor, I would never let you use a knife. And then kill you for not telling me you put blood in my salad. I wanna see your burn mark, and then laugh at you... haha just kidding. Kinda.
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